A dVerse Board Strikes A Cord!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
So this week the cat wanted to get really dVerse and decided to go visit a place where they surely curse. Also there is a lot of useless crap. But it will make a fun lap. Let's see what these oh so wise people had to say, as the cat looked over their bay.

"I want to eat yogurt and blue m&m's from someone's foot"
I sure hope at least it is cleaned and not fill of soot.
"Lonesome glory"
That sounds like some story.

"Echos in eternity"
Are you sure on your paternity?
"I'm a sleepingwalking brick"
It sure beats being a dick.

"I enjoy hippos"
And now the world knows.
"A goat on a box"
Is it in a time out for chewing your socks?

"im 0k with this."
Some grammar nazi's may hiss.
"You just lost The Game"
Sounds oh so fun but what's with the name?

"I.Need.Summer...NOW"
To that I also give a meow.
"I want $250,000"
I also agree with such hollers.

"Fruit cups don't taste good"
Go all gutter on that I could.
"Television wastes my life away."
Also increases your rumps display.

"I love pizza, nachos and beer."
Yep, your rump will be something to fear.
"I fell and hit my head today"
Clearly it shows with your display.

"pop the pills. pills to pop. pop-a-pop-a-pop."
If it is a blue pill up things could crop.
"Ostriches saved my life"
Wow, you must have been in some dire strife.

"Go ahead and sign up"
Will you put money in my cup?
"Explain why for my two cents."
It was not me, I'd never make car dents.

"It will take a couple days"
To raise my IQ back after reading these displays.
"I'm whispering, can you hear me"
Thankfully computers don't speak at my sea.

And that is all the cat could take as such dumbness I can only hope is fake. Almost makes those search engine nuts that find me seem a bit less scary. Then again maybe not, as there are a whole friggin lot. Oh and these were taken from a random message board pass. It popped up and I could not resist giving it a go with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.