My tweets

Mon, 13:45 : The more redneckier & gun tote-ier you get, the less followy I get! Mon, 13:50 : Can we all agree that Andrea just needs to be shot in the face on #TheWalkingDead? #spoilerfreehate Mon, 20:32 : Every time I think of writing right now I think of how a nap would be nice or about Lego Hobbits that NEED MY HELP FOR REALZ! Tue, 01:33 : When they find my body, tell them it was the Trader Joe's cookie butter...