thought i saw a woman stomping a small dog but she was ju...

thought i saw a woman stomping a small dog but she was just trying to kick a brown paper bag off her foot because the wind was blowing it against her.

i feel tempted to buy a snowshovel and go door to door next time it snows. 

i slipped and fell hard on my back in the alley after it snowed the other day and it was the kind of hurt that makes you lie there and laugh a little.  lying on your back in the snow in an alley is a good feeling. 

part of me wants to hide in a dumpster on the morning of garbage pick up and then lift the lid when the garbage-person approaches the dumpster and climb out and grab the garbage-person by the shirt and yell, "goddamn it, what year is this."  and the other part of me just wants to help with the garbage pick-up.

a couple weeks ago i was out walking and i passed by a lady scraping ice off her windshield and the closer i got the more i kept thinking, "offer to scrape it for her" and then i almost offered but didn't for some reason and felt shitty walking away.