What Could You Do with a Poe Bust?!

So since Paper Towns won the Edgar Award, I've been wondering what I should do with the bust of Edgar Allan Poe I now own. This video--in which I play Wii with Poe and also waterboard him--is the result of that quest.

(In case you don't follow internet memes, I stole this idea from the brilliant Tyler Oakley.)[image error]