My live Oscars tweeting from the FUTURE was spot on – 3 for 3, baby…

Yes, I admit – I watched the Oscars. Not for the idiocy, or the gowns, or the self-congratulatory atmosphere, but for the movies themselves. It’s the only awards I’ll ever (or have ever) watch. I’m a movie fan, so deep down I dig watching clips of the best of the best, seeing the actors outside the roles, and who doesn’t like predictions?

Instead of predicting, I decided to live tweet from the FUTURE. No, really:

Check out the time stamp. That’s 8:06PM east coast time, hours before the three biggies came out. And at somewhere past 11:30PM (Jeez, those things run long), there they were:

Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence

Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis

Best Picture: Argo

Uncanny, huh?

I’m not telling my secret. Nope, you’ll never find out…