Oscar 2013 Blog

Yes, we have decided to live blog the Oscars.

Tune in in 20 minutes for an evening of snarky comments.

Kath is typing so all typos are her doing.

Kath: Christine Chenoweth is sooooo cute doing the red carpet.

8:26 4 minutes of commercials, and I bet none will be as good as the Super Bowl ones…oh well, now we wait.

8:28 OK the Bond commercial was pretty good.

8:30 OK here we go

8:31 TLJ laughed You lose.

8:33 Cell phone joke first one that doesn’t work

8:35 Oh My G-d I see him too!

8:38 Oh My G-d this the brilliant

8:41 You know Flight would have been 10 times better with sock puppets.

8:42 Let’s hope that Bruce Willis doesn’t come back from the future to stop JGL from doing this

8:46 OK this has been going on for 15 minutes. Enough all ready.

8:47 Please tell me they cleared that with Disney.

8:48 My guess Tommy Lee Jones for best supporting actor

8:50 Oh My God OK so much for my guesses tonight. Must be the stroke.

8:52 Somewhere Spike Jones is throwing a drink at the TV

8:56 Wow this is amazingly not funny.

8:57 Not getting any funnier

8:57 We saw all these and want Adam and the Dog to win

8:58 At least Caroline really likes it so it’s OK.(Paperman)

8:59 Come on Brave

8:59 Finally got one right. I was getting worried

9:04 I so want to see the Beast of the Southern Wild, entirely because of this kid.

9:05 Or as we call them one half of a San Diego Panel.

9:07 Cinematography my guess life of Pi

9:07 Bingo

9:08 No body cares get off the stage.

9:09 Well the avengers should win. Hobbit will

9:10 Or the Life of Pi what the hell do I know?

9:11 Yeah well Life of Pi didn’t have the Hulk punch out Loki we know who the real winner is.

9:12 they played them off with the music from Jaws? When did this turn into Shark week?

9:17 Costume Snow White

9:18 Oh well didn’t see either

(:18 this woman looks like she would work on Anna Krininanna

9:18 I think Hobbit

9:20 Of course Le Miz

9:21 Well she is dressed like a Bond Girl

9:23 Let’s spend the next 5 minutes sayng who our favorite bond is

9:25 It is Shirley Bassey singing Goldfinger, what more can I say?

9:27 She is 76 and she still got it

9:29 It has been an hour on ABC and no ads for the next OZ film. Someone screwed up

9:31 Actually there have been no ads for any movies. Interesting omission.

9:32 They were showing the shorts at SunRay Cinema

9:33 Have no opinion on this one.

9:35 Again no opinion

9:38 Well his films have become boring and formulaic but you can’t go for more authoritative sounding than Liam Neeson.

9:42 what really impresses me is that Seth McFarlane hasn’t done any funny voices

9:44 Searching for Sugarman! I would be astounded that it won if I had heard of any of these movies.

9:46 The Cast of Promethesus? I am so there. I still don’t know what was going on.

9:47 Seriously why are no movies advertising? Isn’t this your target audience? It’s like beer giving a pass on the Superbowl.

9:50 this is going to be Amore

9:50 There ya go

9:54 I still think Travolta is over rated as a musical performer.

9:55 Catherine Zeta Jones has gotten better. Starring in a Broadway musical did her some good.

9:58 By this point she has lost enough weight to make a whole other singer

10:00 I guess we shall hear the people sing

10:01 they are going for the original song?

10:02 Medley time

10:02 Holy Crap Eponine cleans up good

10:04 Wow!Now I want to go see Les Miz again…No I don’t just kidding.

10:05 There we go.

10:06 Finally an OZ commercial it only took an hour and a half.

10:09 Here we go with the awards that aren’t important enough for the actually show

10:11 Sound Mixing Les Miz

10:12 got it but it should have gone to Skyfall

10:14 Life of Pi

10:15 A tie? Zero Dark 30 and Skyfall

10:16 so Life of Pi lost twice

10:17 What is it with sound guys and long hair?

10:18 That was beautiful.

10:20 And now the names of all the people who are going to lose to Anne Hathaway

10:22 Obviously

10:25 they played off Anne Hathaway with the Godfather. That was an odd choice.

10:28 I have to say, aside from a few joke misfires, Seth McFarlan has been doing a good job. He has been putting the nay sayers to shame…as if they had any.

10:29 I hate to say it, but that sounds interesting.

10:32 Life of Pi?

10:33 Argo Won! OK.One of two movies I actually saw.

10:36 Apparently Adele can be stopped by bad sound balancing.

10:39 Well that was certainly impressive. Aside from Les Miz is there anything else up and why did they bother?

10:46 I don’t think a film should be up for both foreign and best picture. I mean the whole idea is so we don’t have to compete with them.

10:48 Les Miz is my guess

10:48 Kath was right she said Lincoln

10:53 yes let us support these nominees that we had a separate ceremony for

10;54 Oh wow the in memorium tribute. I can’t wait to see who they left out this year.

11:01 I’ll be damned. Barbara herself.

11:03 Damn she can still do a song

11:09 Which score of the film I can’t remember will win. I dunno sky fall.

11:10 Life of Pi, I’ll be damned.Why is it when I am wrong it is always life of Pi?

11:11 they better move this along I am getting tired

11:16 Skyfall. There ya go. They deserved it.