Random Time. Is There Any Other Chime?

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
The cat knows he is always random here and likes to keep all on their toes with his little rhyming rear. But today things pop in his head that don't go together until I make it so and cause your mind dread. It is fun to confuse and so I will light the fuse.

If it is warm and sunny,
You can go outside and your nose isn't runny,
Shouldn't winter be done?
Instead of going into March twenty one.

For a time save,
You use the microwave.
So you micro a wave?
Poor wave in a grave.

I will pay you CASH in hand.
Shouts someone across the land.
What else are they going to use?
Swipe their debit card on your arm and abuse?

On a budget at ones work den.
Can't afford a pen.
But oh yes to that big new $1000 chair.
It just has such flair.

If you open your store,
But forget to unlock the door.
Is that false advertising of some sort?
Better watch it, might get taken to court.

What is up with the lemon?
Did it originate in Yemen?
For if you are out to lunch,
You are the lemon of the bunch.

If a judge is bought,
With a huge money lot,
Doesn't he become a peace broker?
Of course John Smith did not choke her.

Shouldn't it be the people not of Walmart?
Because 96% of the US lives near such a cart.
Only 20 miles away.
That may take the value down of your bay.

Want to go to Alaska and yet not?
Then take a hiking trot.
Visit the Unalaska city.
So you are Unalaska in Alaska, what a pity,

If the average person watched 900,000 hours of TV in their life.
Couldn't reality TV that causes the cat strife,
Be ones own room?
No wonder obesity brings so many doom.

Now wasn't that a random day? Have anything to say? Of course you do. Maybe today Brian will get first at my zoo. I bet it will be Hank. Of course Waffles could make him walk the plank. There was some more random sass from my always random little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.