The iLoser Returns to 5th Avenue Apple Store to Wait for the iPad

Remember this grossy? The greasy hair, the unshaped moustache adorned with old bits of scrambled egg and dollops of congealed bean juice, the belly as super-inflated as the abdominal cavity of some male pregnancy fetishist's dream hunk? His name's Greg Packer, and in 2007 he was the first guy in line outside of Apple's Fifth [...:]