Hell is a Fight Club Where Tyler Durden Never Stops Naming Rules
** People on Twitter love naming Fight Club rules. Here are some of them, presented without comment. **
11th rule of Fight Club: “Bring something nice to share!”
Jimmy Strickland @LittleJimmy61
First Rule of Sissy Fight Club: …stop…Stop It!…MOM!
The first rule of fight club: Twitter is not your diary.
Brendan McLaughlin @btmclaughlin
The second rule of Fight Club is don’t even bother trying to pronounce “Palahniuk.”
First rule of fight club,is shut the fuck or I hurt u.
32nd rule of Fight Club is no peanut products are allowed at Fight Club!
Felicia Flambe @FeliciaFlambe
The first rule of Chess Club is always call it Fight Club.
Anybody tweeting me telling me the first rule of Fight Club… Just… You’re the worst type of people.
☠haunters mistress☠ @haiimsammie
the third rule of fight club is that you brush your teeth at least twice a day.
First rule of pillow fight club is you don’t get your own pillow.
Baron Von Linguini™ @VonLinguini
Third Rule of Fight Club: second Monday of every month we have a potluck. No store bought items. Sign up list to avoid duplicates. B.Y.O.B.
The second rule of fight club: No chicks with guns What if I get a hard on and wanna bone her? The Taliban win.. That’s what F’n happens
First rule of Fight Club is to love Tom Waits
Nobody ever talks about the 42nd rule of Fight Club (Don’t wear pantyho’ with peep toe)
Dr. Supervert @eyepluckeramit
First rule of procrastination fight club is you avoid taking about rules as long as possible.
Dustin Shillolo @Shillelagh108
The first rule of Baby Panda Fight Club is: PETA is gonna be pissed
the third rule of fight club is that we can’t make fun of billy anymore because he told his mom last time + he has the only ps2 in our gang
TV’s Jonny Signfeld @fastercamels
The first rule of Fight Club is no Girls spoilers.
6th rule of Fight Club: If your last name begins with a vowel, bring a dessert to share at club once a month.
Olivier Koster @OlivierKoster
first rule of fight club: don’t break up via text
