The Dirty Lowdown

First of all, welcome! I thought 12-12-12 would be a nice auspicious date to launch my website/blog. Auspicious of what? I don’t know; I reckon we’ll find out together.

Second, since I don’t really like talking about myself (liar, liar) and I didn’t want to sound like the Charlie Brown’s teacher (wah wah wah), I decided to answer a few questions from some writer-friends and reader-friends.

Q: Are you going to do a book tour?

A: Only if I get a free enormous Winnebago driven by an underwear model...