Keep Calm and Kill Zee Zombies?

It’s another well-known fact I don’t watch TV (aside from the news, and Jeopardy and Real Housewives–shhh, who doesn’t like a good bitch-fight?–when I’m visiting my mom). Why not, Miss Rie? I gave it up about five years ago when I started writing, it just seemed distracting and surplus to requirements. Plus I don’t have TiVo (in fact, I just spelled it ‘TEVO’), On Demand, or any of the cool channels.

But what’s that got to do with anything?

Not a whole hell of a lot, really. Except I do believe...