put the documents in the shredder head on next time

My kindly father gave wakanomori the present of periodic delivery of bags of coffee. One came the other day, packed in shredded paper. Nice and ecological!

Except glancing at the shreds, Waka noticed they were actually financial documents--pay stubs and such--the sorts of things you shred so that unscrupulous people don't use them to find out, oh, say, social security numbers and the like.

Oops.

I've blotted out the people's surnames, but as you can see, very identifying information, along with...