QUESTIONS FROM THE BOARD

I can't answer all of these, owing to constraints of life-having, etc., but I will try to answer a few on a regular basis.

First up is member Trogdor:

Q: Logarithms. What the fuck is with logarithms? Also Toluene and Microfiber. WTF?

A: I'm basically innumerate, and "logarithms" sound sexy to me. Kind of dirty, actually. But in a good way. Toluene is carcinogenic and smells like it is. Microfiber seems kind of miraculous to me, probably because I am old.

Q: Have you ever thought about doing a wes...