The Second Cat Who Can't Wipe His Own Ass

Me: "How far away is Cargo Largo? Because I need more of those between bath pet wipes and they're 50 cents there and $8.99 online."

Him: "Why not just use baby wipes?"

Me: "I was afraid they might be toxic to cats. Babies don't lick their own butts."

Him: "Remember Bella? Besides, if he could lick his own butt, you wouldn't have to use the baby wipes."

* Butt was clean in this pic.

** Thank God it doesn't happen every day.

*** It could be worse.