Reading — whatever doesn’t kill you makes you softer.

A Washington doctor has concluded what hard-core readers have known all along: Reading makes you sick.

Well, of course it does. Any one of us bespectacled hunchbacks could have told you that.

Pediatrician Howard J. Bennett says he saw three young patients this summer who experienced headaches after reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix for hours at a time.

Headaches. Ha! Get used to it, hatchlings. If you’re in this for life – and if you’ve read five massive Harry Potter books alread...