Sadly, There were No Smacky Paws of Doom

Sigh... just take the photo so we can get this thing open!

As some of you may recall, I won a, um, “felted spirally toy” from my pal Spitty, when my acronym SPOD (Smacky Paws of Doom) came in second in his poll. (And I want to mention that Mr. Puddy’s First Place entry, TTTP — Talk To The Paw — was awesome!) Anyhow, my prize arrived the other day!


Share?! Heh.

It came with a note that read thusly: “Hi Sparkle, Here’s your prize… finally! We hope you have fun with it. Maybe you should share it with Binga and Boodie – you kow you want to! Heh-Heh, xoxo, Spitty”


Actually there were no SPODs - just a very unfriendly head butt.

Yeah, well, sharing is really sort of a foreign concept around here.


Toy hog!

With Binga around, nokitty could get a paw in edgewise!


At least she can hog this and leave me alone!

In an attempt to give me a “Binga-break,” my human pulled out the CatAmazing, which still had a few treats in it. The treats immediately took away Binga’s attention!


A kitty can't catch a break, y'know?

But then, look who shows up!


She was serious about killing that toy!

Yeah, with that face, I don’t think I wanted to get between her and that spirally toy. Well, thanks for the prize anyway, Spitty — I assume I will get to play with it eventually.


I bet she cheats at solitaire too.

Incidentally, Binga cheats when she plays with the CatAmazing.
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