So you're telling me I need to stick a vacuum cleaner in ...

So you're telling me I need to stick a vacuum cleaner in my ear? 










I have a weird thing about my ears. I was traumatized at an early age by an especially gory lesson in second grade, along with a well-meaning student teacher who probably didn't realize how literally kids can take things. 



I don't remember the student teacher's name, but I can still picture her: a slightly plump woman