you can pre-order the electronic version of RONTEL here.&...

you can pre-order the electronic version of RONTEL here. 

electric lit is mailing me a prepaid phone to send sexual text messages to people who order the book on valentine's day.

in the book there will be a phone number and you can text it and i'll text back something like, "yeah i wanna cut your face off and drape it over your ass then fuck you through the mouth-hole into your ass."