My friend Duncan Swallow's blog

I have a buddy who’s a little crazy. He’s very funny, extremely non PC and irreverent to say the least. 

But he’s an incredibly good writer, has a black sense of humour, much like my own and he gives me a lot of grief on every one of my social networking sites. He puts up with my incessant posts and articles of Benedict Cumberbatch, naked men, slaverings over Star Trek and the new villain in the film and anything else that takes my rather warped fancy. I’m a woman of many interests, what can I say. It would appear to most that it’s mostly men and sex and erotica. I do like other things. Honestly.

For that alone this man deserves a medal. My poor husband has no choice - Dunk has. He can unfollow and unlike me and never give me another thought. But he chooses to subject himself to the masochistic impulse to be my buddy. Why, I’m still trying to find out myself.

I really liked his last post on ‘How not to get killed by a polar bear’, so I thought I’d share it with you here. 

By the way Whiplash is my nickname, the one he’s so kindly given me, and it all stems from a rather risqué conversation about bondage, Masters, the stuff I write about, being a mentor and cracking the whip in so many ways possible….

His nickname is Grasshopper. I’ll leave the reasons behind that to your imagination.

I hope you enjoy his blog.

http://nobodysreadingme.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/how-not-to-get-killed-by-a-polar-bear/