Does this mean I can stop making Bible jokes?

Despite my extreme blogging torpor of late, it's been a busy few months here at Roose HQ.  Since graduating from college in December and moving to Brooklyn in January, a lot has happened to me:

I began playing Grand Slam Tennis on my Wii, establishing a record of dominance that culminated in a first-place finish at Wimbledon last week.  (And mom said I'd never amount to anything.)I watched Hot Tub Time Machine with my dad, who may never recover.I went back to Liberty U. to watch two of my...