More Tales of Tech Support (2)

“Hello ma’am, Farnsworth’s Monster Emporium and Death-ray Dealership, how can I help you this morning?” “No ma’am we were not aware of any defects in our “Instant Piranha” product line. Yes ma’am, you are supposed to put them in water.” “Yes ma’am, technically beer is a liquid and if you should drop some of the [...]