Proof That The End Of The World Is Nigh

1. Vested interests successfully persuade public that global warming doesn’t exist. (Nature)

2. Lightning hits Vatican after Pope resigns for first time in 600 years. (Religion)

3. SARS-like virus jumps between humans for first time. (Pestilence)

4. Mona Lisa in Louvre proven not to be original. (Art)

5. Andrew Lloyd-Weber planning new show. (Taste)

6. Consumers lose faith in supermarkets [...]