HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED in prize winners

I expected wails (I did get a few at buddha and twitter.) But I expected masses of people calling me bitch and whore and spawn of Satan for freaking you out with the first chapter of Cal 6. I wanted pictures of people rolling on the floor, clutching Cal books and bawling at the thought of waiting a year to find out how this came to be and all the hysterical/angsty fixes required for it. I wanted men beating Smurf dolls in rage. I wanted the Rock at the Uni repainted with 'WHY, ROB? WHY?'

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