Hump Day Hook #3

Happy Wednesday! And it being Wednesday means that it’s time for another Hump Day Hook!

Click on that link for a list of contributing authors. Not all of them are writing erotica – I’m not – and not all the snippets are hooks – mine aren’t usually – but they are worth looking at and great fun.

My bit is once again from years ago when I was in a dead boring job and desperately needed smething to occupy the squirrely bit of my brain. What better than writing pastiche of one of my favourite author...