The Approve dVerse Groove!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!
Lots of spam all around but the cat finds it funny as some come with their same old sound. You still find them in the mailbox too. They sure want you to buy buy buy at your zoo. So they made the cat approve a dVerse groove.

Bad credit? No credit?
That is okay.
There is no edit.
You can have money to play.

Forget that fees.
Forget the rules.
You can buy big trees,
Or gamble like fools.

When others say no.
We find a way.
Just look at that car show.
Listen to what we say.

You could get that car,
You could get that boat.
Whether near or far,
You could buy a goat.

We are the best.
You will find no other.
We beat the rest.
You will never find another.

Forget the jargon we speak.
That is all just fine print.
You can go fish in a creek.
We will take care of such tint.

Why do I smile?
Why do you ask?
We just went the extra mile,
Take a drink from this here flask.

Take that it's free.
That gift is just for you.
Show all you see.
Our logo will make all less blue.

Oh and a card as well.
Here you are.
We never ever sell.
Have fun at the bar.

Look out for the flyer.
That will be out next time.
It will light your fire.
Having two cards is just sublime.

Aren't those flyers and emails grand? I mean they sooo help out at your land. Charging you up the arse in fees. But forget that and buy those trees. That is all they want and then they will taunt. For the interest will come to pass. To that I throw them in the trash and stick up my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.