My tweets

Mon, 13:57 : Of course the Pope HAS to retire... now that Disney has acquired Star Wars he has to get back to his role as Emperor Palpatine! Mon, 16:33 : I don't block my junk mail because I am so needy I like seeing my inbox number pop even if it's spam.. help meee! Mon, 19:42 : Having ingested too much soup and a slice of chocolate cake, I can only pray no one comes at me with a pinata whacking stick... Tue, 02:43 : Pretty sure the jazz band on Downton Abbey played a variation of the cantina music from Star Wars (go, Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes!)