Protagonist, are you there?

No sign of him yet. Where the devil is he?

Dear Writers,

If you haven’t included your protagonist from the start of a story, at what point did you feel you needed to get them in there before it was too late?

Many thanks and kind regards

Douglas Strider Esq.

Aside from that, is it still raining out there? I would check but the curtains look like they’re hiding goblins so I’d better not go poking around trying to view the outside world.