Whom should you listen to?

 

 


 




Hello you poor, misguided and
uneducated writing masses. I'm Big Book Author, and I'm here to tell you
exactly what you need to do to become . . . well not me, because no one will
ever be as good at this as I am. But I am going to impart some of my wide,
wonderful knowledge to you, though none of you are deserving of my time. I'm just
that kind of person. What do you mean you've