Cat Rules: The Penalty

Many humans have wondered what sort of penalties they get if they break a Cat Rule. I must caution them that the penalties are almost always very serious! In fact, the great majority of Cat Rules are punishable by the Death Penalty!

As in “You are dead to me now.” Be forewarned.
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