A Nightmare Even Orwell Couldn't Conjure

Thanks a million for your forbearance this week. All deadlines shall be met by sundown, and we'll hopefully be back to full-on Microkhaning come Monday. Let us kiss off this dismal week, however, with a very special Bad Movie Friday entry: The Apple, a baffling stab at trying to combine a dystopian nightmare with a musical comedy. The results? Not pretty.

Oddly, the music is credited to one "George Clinton." Unfortunately, it's , not this guy.