Tiny Jar of Mayo + Rick Moody story

Object No. 25 of 50 -- Signficant Objects v3

[Bid on this Significant Object, with story by Rich Moody, here. This story is part of a special collaboration with Electric Literature. Proceeds from this auction go to Girls Write Now.]

Guy comes on the train, Sunday morning, I have slept one hour, I think, *#%$!, here I am again, hostage to some psychotic mother*#%$er who is going to give me the whole *#%$!ing if-only-I-will-be-reborn thing, I have no patience, not another ounce, and it's...