Featuring no hermits nor crabs nor hermit crabs. Sorry. At least not the real kind.
I didn’t even get to tell you about some dude jumping out to scare me thinking I was someone else, or the girl who literally lives in the windowless box, or the banshee under my sink… but I’ll get to those some other time.
Enjoy!
As reference, for those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about (not my neighbor, I can’t manage to get a photo of her):

Borrowed with trepidation from Tapirback.com
Published on February 04, 2013 16:02