Writing A Snappy Ad For My New Short Story Collection

So, Smoking on Mount Rushmore: 16 Selected & New Short Stories out in Kindle has been released, and I've been writing different commercials to use. I'm trying out various jingles and slogans, but with short stories, it's more difficult than with a novel having one major theme and one set of characters. Maybe I could play off the Forrest Gump box of chocolates metaphor. Do you like soft-boiled crime? Got you covered. Do you prefer hard-boiled crime? Got you covered again. Like your noir? It's there. Like your romance? Ditto. Take the title story (my favorite of the 16), for instance. Do our hero Derek and heroine Cerise ever make it to Mount Rushmore to smoke? Read SMOKING ON MOUNT RUSHMORE to find out. Happy reading!