copperbadge:I firmly believe this is how Hawkeye cooks, when...

copperbadge:

I firmly believe this is how Hawkeye cooks, when he cooks at all. “Cans! Dump them in pan! DELICIOUSNESS ENSUES!” Then he sings a little song about catsup.

This is the kind of thing my friend R used to cook.

R: How does it taste?
Sam: Not bad!
R: I made it from scratch from a can.

Note: If he tells you it’s tortellini in pasta sauce, double-check that it’s not tortellini in leftover sloppy joe mix. While they do look similar, they are NOT THE SAME.

[From The Mighty Marvel Superheroes’ Cookbook, original image linked here.]

Hawkeye, your recipe sounds horrible.