I Wanna Be Like Harry Houdini

Pretty much confirmed now: Chris Evans will be Captain America. Hey, it could have been Dane Cook. Count your blessings.

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Writer becomes addicted to cocaine, Grand Theft Auto, regrets nothing.

The game does not give you any way to interact with this man other than through physical violence, so you take a swing. The fight ends with you stomping the last remaining vitality from the hapless construction worker's blood-squirting body. …

Never has a game felt so open. Never has a game felt so...