Mystery solved!
Monday was winter. Tuesday and Wednesday it was spring. Now it's winter again.
I drove into work this morning behind one of those spacecraft from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. At least I thought it was at first, what with all the flashing, blinking, whirring many-coloured, blinding lights. Turns out it was just a snowplough. I should have known by the fact that it was only doing 40km/hr all the way into work.
I bet that's what happened at Roswell. Some military guy got sick and tired of crawling behind the snowplough and blew it away, then claimed he though it was a UFO. (Yes, I know Roswell is in the desert. What's your point?) The rest was just his bosses covering for him and it kind of got out of hand.
I drove into work this morning behind one of those spacecraft from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. At least I thought it was at first, what with all the flashing, blinking, whirring many-coloured, blinding lights. Turns out it was just a snowplough. I should have known by the fact that it was only doing 40km/hr all the way into work.
I bet that's what happened at Roswell. Some military guy got sick and tired of crawling behind the snowplough and blew it away, then claimed he though it was a UFO. (Yes, I know Roswell is in the desert. What's your point?) The rest was just his bosses covering for him and it kind of got out of hand.
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