My tweets

Wed, 13:48 : I wish I was a were-Canadian, so I could be more funny at least during full moons Wed, 14:55 : Five books out, and I'm still the worst at promoting them beyond the launch window. Thu, 00:39 : Seeing gargoyle make up on Face Off makes me want @Syfy to adapt Alchemystic for at least a Sharktopus level movie.... Thu, 03:09 : When it's Americanized, it'll be called Downtown Abbie: a plucky maid who sticks it to her stuffy Trumplike boss Thu, 03:10 : Of course a Viking bar called Valhalla serves mead... just not in an animal horn... Thu, 04:01 : If you hear of a homicide in scenic Basking Ridge, NJ tomorrow, that'll be me on a sales call!