The problem with "objectification"

The Onion does a pretty good job of satirizing things, and here they satirize sexual objectification.

While I see the point they're making, and it isn't completely wrong...

I think part of what is wrong with our society is the very fact that we think "sex object" is a coherent notion, that sexuality makes you into an object, a thing, a piece of meat. I can't deny that many people think that way, but honestly I think it completely understands what sexuality is (or should be) about. 

For me,...