Yesterday I Received an Important Email from Peter BD Entitled “early review of FUN CAMP”

Here is the email in its entirety:

FUN CAMP is the book of 2013

this is an early review

FUN CAMP was written by gabe durham

young gabe is the most talented of dudes

the title is in all caps

it smacks you in the face

this book will be read from children

to extraterrestrials in outer space

FUN CAMP is going to flip the script

the prose is wicked

heaven sent

everyone is enamored with it’s style

‘it was my favorite book of the year’

those words were spoken by our 44th president

that’s right

obama knows what good writing is

he knows that gabe is the future

he knows that this book will set the trend

yes, the book is titled FUN CAMP

‘that book is the shit’ michelle obama once said

get ready guys

your lives are about to be changed

you are about to witness greatness

you are about to bare witness to a future legend in the game

he’s ready for the lit fame

ready for his life to never be the same

hi haters

g. durham is 12 steps ahead of you lames

FUN CAMP is the kind of book that doesn’t come around often

this is the next great american novel

this is not farce

these are not lies

he is a talented writer

and his book is ahead of it’s time

so make sure you pre-order it

because it will most likely sell out in minutes

the title is FUN CAMP

and gabe durham is the best that ever did it

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I replied: ” SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Did you for real read the book? Or are you like my best-ever hype man?? Either is great.”

And 9 hours later he wrote back: “you rule”

What a welcome reminder that I am the best that ever did it and 12 steps ahead of you lames.

Thank you, peterbd99@gmail.com. Suck it, everyone else.

But please buy my book when it comes out.