The Wonders Are Found All Around!

The cat has searched high and low to bring you the greatest wonders of the world at his show. You have not seen such things before. I bet you will be astonished at your shore. There is a thing here that isn't a wonder to behold. They are all worth more than gold.


First you have this amazing creation,It must cause all elation.Water in a bottle.Doesn't that make your heart beat full throttle?

Wow, paper with numbers and dates.This had to be created by the Fates.How can this be done?Look at how easy those number run.

This is a pride and joy.It is more than a scratch toy.Can you believe you can sit on it?It even causes a Happy Days reference at my pit.
All the way up to twelve.This wonder they just have to shelve.I mean it is beyond great.Humans know when they are late.

A thing that can open and close.This has to curl your toes.You can go into a whole other room.It's more wondrous than a magic mushroom.

Wow, glass that can make light.This is such a sight.You can't top that.I hear it can be screwed into a human or rat.

A round piece of glass.This tickles my rhyming ass.It keeps the food off the floor.Hmm maybe it's not so wondrous at my shore.

It lets you see.And be a busy bee.This is just such a marvel to look upon.It even shines through the dawn.
Now you humans have to be over the moon.You no longer have to relate to the baboon.A little round piece of soap,It's even more amazing on a rope.

And the best of the bunch,Not because of their crunch.But because of their use.They can hold things that come out my caboose.
Now aren't you all wondered out? Come now, don't pout. I know not many of you have such things. They are only shown in wondrous wings. But maybe one day they will come to one and all. You may even get a window in your wall. I am through my wondrous pass. Don't go wondering about my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.