No Instrument For This C-String

Skimpy swimsuits are a catch-22 for many fellas in relationships. See, we guys like to see an attractive woman wearing a small, skimpy, sexy bikini. We are attracted to her. And, if we start to date her, we envision a life with a hot woman 

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willing to wear a thong to keep our blood pumping. So, many huys will actually buy their girlfriends skimpy swimsuits, dresses that actcentuate their assets, and sexy lingerie. When we are out with them, and guys are looking, we feel proud. She’s with me, not you.

The problem is that this gets old quickly. As she continues to show off her God-given gifts, and the men continue to glare, we begin to resent the stares. jealousy sets in. We may even wonder why she needs so much attention if she has me.

So, I stumbled across the newest in beachwear, The C-String. The G-string is a patch that covers the front, some cheek floss and a couple of trings to keep everything together. Well, now some genius (I’m guessing it was a guy who just started dating a new, hot girl) has fiured out a way to lose those couple of strings, so from the side, it looks as though she’s not weaing anything down there.

The garment is in the shape of a “C”. Similar to the G-string, the C-String has a small patch to cover what’s up front and some cheek floss, but because this “floss” has a flexible material in it, it can bend and hold its shape. So, the wearer can just clamp it over her “do not peek” area and she’s good to go.

The thing is, many guys will be attracted to the woman wearing the C-String. He may even start a relationship with her. But, once committed, does he still want her to wear it? Does she have a need to get a guy’s attention now that she’s in a relationship? It’s a strange dichotomy. We guys are attracted to a woman who is flaunting, yet often hope she stops once with us.