Delay to new zombie book

To whoever it may concern,

There seems to be a couple of weeks delay with publication. I apologise unreservedly. It's not my fault. It's the printers. I'm so sorry! I'll never use them again.
Listen, to keep you entertained, meantime, here's some other things I'll never do.

I'll never support Manchester United.
I'll never stop wanting to live in southern California again.
I'll never like dentists (not because of pain, but because of their greed).
I'll never be Scarlett Johansson's boyfriend (though I did offer).
I'll never be Elton John's boyfriend (though I did offer).
I'll never be a cyclist with one of those orange flags sticking into the road to ward off cars (tossers).
I'll never set foot in Sheffield again if I can help it.
I'll never rush to a millionaire tennis player again to have a sweaty towel thrown in my face.

I'll stop now, even I'm getting bored.