10 Things All Editors Hate

10. Submissions in fancy typeface. With illustrations and wingdings.

9. Spaghetti-on-the-wall projects where ten unpublished manuscripts are tossed at a hundred editors and as they stick and find homes, the author quickly moves to the next project, spending no amount of time promoting past project so they actually…you know…sell.

8. Authors that do the above. And then bitch at the publisher because their book isn’t selling and no one is making any money.

7. Authors that publish and then fall into...