9 Rules to break when writing a book

In honor of Sarah MacLean's romance debut, 9 Rules to Break when Romancing a Rake, I thought I'd share 9 Rules to Break when writing a book. It doesn't rhyme, I know. And it doesn't come with a shiny new cover:
Before I get to the 9 rules part, let me just say, you should ALL be running out to buy this when it hits shelves next week. The hero is a twin (What? Girls can have that fantasy too) and he PLAYS PIANO, PEOPLE. That alone should make you fall in love with him. Did I mention he was...