"The My Eyes, the Goggles Do Nothing" contest winner is..."

Me. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while. The entries were fantastic, and it was very, very difficult for me to decide who should get Evan Mandery's "First Contact." As a result, I ate the book.

No, that's not true. I burned it.

No.

The winner is: Steve Stubbs. He was brilliant in his description(s) of what I was doing in that picture, and was spot on perfect in each one. Steve, please use the "contact me" page of my site to send me your shoe size and mailing address where I can s...