Why Does Michael Rubens’ Fascinating Blog Keep Disappearing?

Michael Rubens doesn’t know. Apparently there is some sort of bug within this WordPress theme, leading to some sort of server overload, leading to my webhost politely informing me that they are going to suspend my account for a violation of the Terms of Service, leading to my blog disappearing. Then the world descends into dystopic chaos. Then my brother-in-law does things that make my blog come back. So I’m back. The world should be okay now.