My tweets

Wed, 14:03 : I awoke in a bathtub full of ice with one of my kidneys missing! Damn you, sleep study! Wed, 16:36 : If @Keurig would hook me up (as I'm already a user) I would totally let them be the sponsor of my next book as it was fueled by them Wed, 18:46 : I didn't come here to make friends *throws all of you under the bus*... I now know what it likes to be a reality tv star! *showers* Thu, 00:30 : I must pick the perfect can of Progresso to celebrate my birthday with at work tomorrow.... Chickarina? Steak Burger? #glamorousauthorlife Thu, 03:17 : Epiloguing #amwriting Thu, 03:40 : My boss is out of the office on Thursday.. a birthday miracle just for me!