Drunken Options

When we are called to a drunk in the street we have a number of options open to us. Well, we have four options, but realistically we only have two.

Option One

Leave them where they are - either they aren't that drunk, or they have friends who will look after them. We don't do this that often as it will only take one of them to then waltz out into traffic and get their fool arse killed to lose you your job.

Option Two

Call the police. If there is nothing wrong with them then surely we should c...