How do I write thee? Let me count the words.

So, I did a word count earlier today and saw the ms. was at 31,444. Not hugely improbable. The odds of hitting three of the same digits once are 1 in 100. On the next count, it was at 32,555. Cool. The odds of hitting triple digits twice (any two sets of triples) are 1 in 10,000. (Though the odds of hitting triple digits a second time, after already hitting them once, is still only 1 in 100. Oh great -- I just lost half my readers by talking about math.) On my last pass, by which poin...