This (chap) Book Will Change Your Life - Congratulations! There's No Last Place if Everyone is Dead by Matt Debenedictis.

The fact that Matt Debenedictis finds us sexually attractive has nothing to do with anything we say in today's post, but let's be honest, it doesn't hurt. Still, there we were, the wife was in the middle of a long phone call, the weights were lifted and the Wii was played. And there it was, Congratulations! There's No Last Place if Everyone is Dead by the Debenedictis, staring us in the face, and demanding to be consumed. Which we did, and here's what we think. Debenedictis knows from anger...